Post by COMMODORE RACHEL on Jan 10, 2010 18:53:41 GMT
August 2, 1936
Disaster at the Berlin Olympics
"Here we have the American, Jesse Owens, coming up for his final jump. He and the German Luz Long are tied at twenty five feet and ten inches. Here he goes, making his run and he's jumped, that looks like a long one, let's get the measurement . . . . and it is twenty six feet and five and a half inches! Jesse Owens has won the long jump! This is his third medal and a great a win for this athlete. Luz Long has taken the silver! Look at that show of sportsmanship going to congratulate our winner, a sure sign that these games of peace are needed even in these difficult times. Oh, what is this? Long doesn't look very pleased. He has attacked Jesse, they're on the ground now, they're fighting. Oh, sweet mother of God! He's eating him! The Germans! They're eating the competition!"
April 14th, 1937
Zombie Invasion
"The German horde of zombies have crossed into France, there seems to be no stopping the ravening beasts. Our modern weapons seem ineffective as these unholy creatures seem to feel no pain. So far the only defense seems to be fire and it is said that these creatures will throw themselves upon the pyres and smother them leaving their cohort to fall on those looking to these lights for defense. Pray for our brothers and sisters in France! Pray for for the poor bedeviled people of Poland! Pray!"
June 5th, 1939
Hitler is Dead
"Shock heard round the world yesterday, Adolf Hitler is dead, eaten by his own infernal creations, but we have found out that he was but a puppet in this circus of horrors! The true menace of our modern world has been revealed! He calls himself Grindelwald, and he is a wizard! What madness is this? Our enemy a charlatan, a magician!"
July 12, 1939
The Wizarding World is Revealed
"It has been revealed today by our Prime Minister Winston Churchill the truth of the rumors that have run rampant since the revelation by Grindelwald one month ago. I have had trouble believing it myself but magic is real! Wizards have been living amongst us, magic in our own back yard ladies and gentlemen and that devil on the continent that has been bombing our fair country is a wizard in truth! Some would say we ought to roust these magic users out of our country, but I say this, as Churchill has said, we must stand together against our common enemy, the undead hoard is who we ought to fight against. Humans and wizards alike, together we must emerge triumphant from under this black scourge of death!"
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WELCOME TO HOGWARTS
The year is 1942.
The International Statute of Secrecy? Out the window.
The Ministry? Some of them haven't been eaten...yet.
School is about survival, and no one is really safe.
Hang on to your brains, grab a machete, and join the fray.
This is Harry Potter like you've never it seen before.
IT'S GONNA BE A KILLER YEAR
Index | Rules | Plot | Canons | Template | Face Claim
WELCOME TO HOGWARTS
The year is 1942.
The International Statute of Secrecy? Out the window.
The Ministry? Some of them haven't been eaten...yet.
School is about survival, and no one is really safe.
Hang on to your brains, grab a machete, and join the fray.
This is Harry Potter like you've never it seen before.
IT'S GONNA BE A KILLER YEAR
Index | Rules | Plot | Canons | Template | Face Claim